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JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.
BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH
by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020
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To be off

To be unpleased by an event, which leaves with a certain amount of insatisfaction for the rest of your day.
I was supposed to go on a date with this amazing girl tomorrow, she cancelled because she had too much work to do. I am so off. That's probably the best definition of "to be off", since you're really excited, but get taken your fun away suddenly.
by TheJuiceBox666 December 5, 2020
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Fuck off

There are many ways to say “fuck off”
One way is “may you kindly foock oof ther mate” another way is to jus say FUCK OFF but my favorite way someone can say “fuck off” is when I annoy the living shit out of my sister and she jus says “khloe, leave me the fuck alone” and then I get and knock on her door like a minute later and she says “fuck off” but like I’ve said and shown there are many and many different ways to say “fuck off”
Bob-hey billy what’s up wanna go get some chick-fil-a or taco-bell?

Billy-bob ya know im foocking vegan wtf, this is the last time I’m saying this, may you kindly foock oof ther mate

Bob-ya billy I’m sorry imma go back to my house and fuck my girl have fun being vegan an “FUCK OFF”
by Fw my insta-khloe_ahah December 5, 2020
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Toss off

What many people call POS politician in Georgia who sucks up idiots' money from other states in Georgia...Jon Toss off.

Holy shot what the fuck is that? Tossoff.
I am going to waste my vote on Jon Toss off.
by POd expat December 8, 2020
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off them thangs

last night i was so off them thangs i brushed AND flossed my cat's teeth
by misterhappymeal December 8, 2020
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jerk off

"did you just jerk off on me!?"
by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020
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Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.
"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020
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