Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.

Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”

by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022

Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.

Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.

by M3is3D October 17, 2022

Step off

To stop interfering in a relationship, to stop trying to move in on ur man,

I know he's your man, if u would u like me to STEP OFF i can.

by Brandee-candee October 20, 2022

Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.

Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!

by Swift1y April 21, 2022

off the flash

A word used by Sofia and Aidyn in a British accent :)

Sofia-let me turn off the flash
Aidyn-okay

Sofia- oFF tHe FlAsH🎩

by Sakuraskull April 22, 2022

off the flash

A word used by Sofia and Aidyn in a British accent,
when Sofia decided to turn of her flash

Sofia-oh I want the flash off
Aidyn-okay

Sofia-off the flash 🎩

by Sakuraskull April 23, 2022

jack off

I bet you just went on here to see what sexual meanings people put on here for things you already know

don’t be a jack off

by Skdhdvfvfbbfbrbr April 24, 2022