Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.

"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013

Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.

“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”

by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023

honky tonk sucky cock

Gay sex were a guy fists another turning the anus inside out and then sucking it

"Dude, did you hear that Gio had honky tonk sucky cock with Eric?"

by 69disan69dat November 28, 2020

Between a cock and a charred place

A lawyer of an infamous president booked the location for his speech, without thorough research beforehand, between a crematorium and a dildo shop.

To find yourself in an undesirable predicament of your own making after a period of ineptitude, as well as crude and selfish behaviour.

After obediently attacking the idea of feeding hungry children, Tory MPs were left between a cock and a charred place when Johnson did yet another U-turn.

by ninjabinger November 8, 2020

cum guzzling cock sucker

A female or male who is so infatuated with cum that they are basically retarded in all other aspects of the world

Cal is a cum guzzling cock sucker, she literally has no idea what is going on.

by doodlelicker32 March 7, 2021

hard throbbing black cocks

A brick hard black mans cock. Usually covered in semen.

Yes! I love it when they shove those hard throbbing black cocks in me!

by garry_gattchamom July 3, 2022

Mega Fortnite rocket cock

When you get super hard from Fortnite skins (Specifically female) dancing. Or men if that’s the way you roll.

Look at James over there, he has a Mega Fortnite Rocket Cock.

by Dr. Sus Nut November 2, 2021