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Between a cock and a charred place

A lawyer of an infamous president booked the location for his speech, without thorough research beforehand, between a crematorium and a dildo shop.

To find yourself in an undesirable predicament of your own making after a period of ineptitude, as well as crude and selfish behaviour.
After obediently attacking the idea of feeding hungry children, Tory MPs were left between a cock and a charred place when Johnson did yet another U-turn.
by ninjabinger November 8, 2020
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cum guzzling cock sucker

A female or male who is so infatuated with cum that they are basically retarded in all other aspects of the world
Cal is a cum guzzling cock sucker, she literally has no idea what is going on.
by doodlelicker32 March 7, 2021
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Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013
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Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.
“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now
by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023
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CSC cock suckers crease

The lines on a Mans face either side of the nose down toward the mouth from the unusual stretching of male facial skin. Unlike the female skin texture the male facial skin is not designed to stretch!
Steve: Can you see the lines on that blokes face? Have I got those?

Me: No mate that’s a CSC Cock Suckers Crease.. it’s how you spot a closet homosexual!
by #yamam May 26, 2020
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hard throbbing black cocks

A brick hard black mans cock. Usually covered in semen.
Yes! I love it when they shove those hard throbbing black cocks in me!
by garry_gattchamom July 3, 2022
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Raymond's big Canadian cock

Man I love Raymond's big Canadian cock
That's a Raymond's big Canadian cock
by Canadian raccoon March 22, 2022
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