Popping off

When you are mad at your coworker so you place your nutsack on their work keyboard

Did you see Tim got fired? What for? He was apparently caught in his coworker’s office popping off.

by BcusedtobefromDC January 21, 2023

trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

jilling off

masterbating to the mighty jill off porn with out sex toys or hands

jon jillid off for 4 days now he is dead

jilling off is wrong the muter said

by uwu pronghorn August 6, 2023

Swing off your nuts

Sucking up ,kissing ones ass

She's swing off your nuts bro!

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018

Jerk off

To masturbate the penis

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik

by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025

jenny off

Female masturbation.

Male donkeys jack off. Female donkeys jenny off.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel May 17, 2023

hop off

hop off my dick. Dickriding the person, following them, asking them questions, etc. Usually some white person who wants to be part of the black kids group.

Tyler: Yo can I sit with you guys?
Jakeelan: No hop off damn.

by CHSGangGang October 24, 2019