Baby's first fandom

A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.

*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.

Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)

by Vice signal March 6, 2025

Bag baby

A baby born only because of child support insuring the mother gets a bag

Your nothing but a dirty bag baby

by Servanteous December 28, 2018

Baby Whale

When you’re having sexual intercourse, and you piss in your spouses butthole and they spurt it out like a whales blowhole

Kingy I can’t wait to give you a baby whale tonight

by Lilchungy July 16, 2025

baby rich

baby rich is underated asf and a walking W for being nice 2 adin ross

(person 1)YOOOOOOO THAT SHIT IS FIRE WHO IT MADE BY?
(person 2) baby rich

by fletchergod18 June 6, 2021

Blood Baby

The feeling when you stand up on your period and all the blood rushes out of you, feeling like you just gave birth to a baby made of blood.

Dude, I just stood up after taking a nap and I had the biggest blood baby, it was ridiculous.

by GrogieSnople September 22, 2019

Pre cum baby

Someone who can be described as braindead/incompetent/low IQ

Ryan: Wow Candice is really dumb
Trevor: She's a pre cum baby

by nasty little sewer rat May 11, 2023

bury the baby

bury the baby is pretty self-explanatory, as you would think it means exactly what it says, BURY THE BABY

Friend: dude why would you kill your 7 month old?
You: it started crying when I put on game of thrones, which means its a hater.
Friend: youre right, we cant have a hater in our midst, but what do we do now?
You: bury the baby.

by haha_im_dead March 22, 2021