National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
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National Love-Making Day

National Love-Making Day is celebrated after National Love Day or July-9. National Love-Making Day means that you can have sex or make love with your significant other.
Person-1 - "It's National Love-Making day, you know what that means!"
Person-2 - "owo"
by hrony July 08, 2021
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National Pajonalds day

Go to Macdonald's in your PJs with your friends after getting baked with them the night before
Hey you coming to my house tonight? Tomorrow is National Pajonalds Day
by Imamess November 01, 2019
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National Out of Your Bag Day

February 10, a day for humanity. One to remember and look forward to each and every year. For all us fellas going through the mud, todays the day where that mud is gone. Todays THAT DAY when you know that the bag has been on your back for too long. Congratulations fellas.
Yo dude! Tommorow is National Out of Your Bag Day! I don’t have to be depressed all the time anymore!
by JamesheartSP February 10, 2022
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National Cuckhold day

A us holiday on the 19th of april once every decade used to fuck your family friend or with you significant other watching or vice-versa
Person1: hey, your friend is coming over for National Cuckhold Day at 7:00, be ready when he does.
Person2: alright, ill be in the closet by then.
by HeroicBottle April 18, 2018
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Canadian National

Canadian National is a railway that was founded in 1919. It began operations in June 6th, 1919. In 2019, CN revealed a lot of 100th Anniversary Heritage units! In 2020 CN revealed Fallen Flag heritage units.
by helloguysiamstupid April 19, 2021
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Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.
Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.
by Suejonathon May 30, 2024
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