Beanie baby

The little balls of lint that get stuck in your vagina and turn hard, you know the ones.

My friend thought I ate a poppyseed bagel because of what was in my teeth. Told him it was just my girl’s beanie baby.

by Beanie baby lover February 13, 2021

New baby smell

When a male tells a female to get on her knees and close her eyes so he can finish on her face but right as he finishes he puts the tip of his penis in one of her nostrils and finishes there

Damn bro I was with Jennifer last night and she let me cum on her face but I gave her that “new baby smell” instead

by Penark February 14, 2021

Dookie baby

When you but in the butt, creating a dookie baby.

I’m gonna give you a dookie baby

by Dpickledaddy February 14, 2021

fin baby

What crazy owners call their pet fish, similar to crazy owners calling their cats and dogs “fur babies.”

My landlord doesn’t allow dogs and cats, so I got myself a fin baby instead.

by Gregor72 February 15, 2021

pink baby cute

the cute baby the pink the yeah the the cute the hot pocket yeah the(

Friend: Yo dude you wanna hang out later?
Second Friend: the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the yes yesy yea yeay a krsdrj mow heh eh e d jsfn woah funny the cute the pink baby cute
Friend: perish

by Steden February 16, 2021

Baby’s arm

What Tony Schiavone called ric flairs penis (space mountain) the first time he saw it.

Flair opened his robe and he was fully erect and it looked like a baby’s arm holding an apple. (Talking about what flairs penis looked like)

by nature boy79 February 17, 2021

Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act

You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.

by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021