Pussy Juice Cock Cannon

Note: only possible with a female who squirts when she ejaculates.

The act of you and your partner cumming at the same time and playing swords with the ejaculation streams.

Me and my girlfriend tried a pussy juice cock cannon, and it got all over the place.

by The Whisper May 18, 2010

CSA (cock sucking assistant)

Cock Sucking Assistant - also known as a hair tie, which alleviates any obstructions that may occur during the job.

Using my CSA (cock sucking assistant) last night, allowed the whole experience to run smoothly without any hairy interruptions. The out cum was beneficial for all involved.

by MellyMooster May 10, 2015

the 900 to suck my cock

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

prime time cock block

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.

I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.

by tittyboner169 February 23, 2010

son-of-a-cock-loving-whore

Used when 'son-of-a-bitch' is just not insulting enough.

"goddamn, you son-of-a-cock-loving-whore!"

by BlurredLines May 19, 2014

frat-boy cock-socket

A sorority girl. Based on the often true assumption that you cannot get with them unless you've joined a frat and paid to have friends.

"I got game, but I can't get anywhere with these chicks. They're all frat-boy cock-sockets!"

by tippy24 October 31, 2007

North American Male Cock

The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".

Bob likes to stroke his North American Male Cock.

by yuhrmahm August 17, 2010