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One-eyed zipper rat

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"
by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick
by Clackervalve March 29, 2022
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One time

To spark someone out, or one shot them
God damn Mike Tyson one timed that guy, he ain't getting back ip
by Yeefkeeg November 19, 2022
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one gene

a one gene is someone who is basically a person that is special, ugly, fat, stupid! they are basically one gene away from being plain wrong!!
he is short, ginger and eats mac d's everyday and thinks france is in england one gene!
by lianne mc February 7, 2009
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One

is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two
It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since you went away
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by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020
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