cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy

Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

by SmooveDog May 22, 2011

pushin out precious

Birthing a child.

"Yeah, she has been in labor for 10 hour, but I think she's finally pushin out precious."

by dooberdanger April 15, 2009

grub one out

The act of eating a meal.

"Hey broseph, let's go to the dining hall and grub one out."

by davidblk July 14, 2007

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

printer out spew

When your printer is not plugged in for a while, so every time you press print nothing happens. Then, one day, when it's plugged in again about 50 papers are printed, none of which you really needed.

"Where were you, you're 20 minutes late!"

"Sorry, I just plugged in the printer to print my paper, but I got major printer out spew."

by banana210 April 9, 2009

Exploding out of the closet

Telling someone your a homosexual by shouting it at the top of your lungs

Billie: So, yesterday Becky ran up to me and shouted 'I'M A LESBIAN' at the top of her lungs
Ruth: So you're saying she's exploding out of the closet?
Billie: What?

by gengernenger January 8, 2015

lights out meatball

game over; finished in a dramatic fashion.

When Bruno threw that last crushing blow to Bill's jaw it was lights out meatball.

by richard voogone November 1, 2013