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fuck me sideways to the left

a term used to describe a situation were a simple "fuck me" just wont cut it.
doctor: you have aids.

person with aids: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TO THE LEFT!!
by Capital K ush September 30, 2009
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someone tells me you've been

A secondhand account of complaint, usually from a person of authority, or by someone who's the teacher's pet (if at school). A sentence of doom. Can happen if you've been sexually harrassing the teacher's daughter, sticking aluminum foil into electrical outlets, shoplifting, etc.
"Someone tells me you've been putting foil in the outlets at school. If you don't respect electicity, I can't let you have electronics in your room." "Someone tells me you've been mooning the principal. Don't you know you can get arrested for that?"
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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s me a p o y b

hey gurl s me a p o y b
by imapenisman August 3, 2007
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mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.
He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit
by Custard October 5, 2006
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Why did you make me do this

The most iconic line from omni man
Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.
by toiletlord May 17, 2023
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cash me outside how bout dat

when your gonna head out. your gonna leave. normally used in an awkward conversation. from the tv show ‘Dr Phill’
by nas_j.ane December 22, 2019
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teach me how to spell my name

you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick?”
by fhrsfhtdf August 30, 2022
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