Cadeing off

To double hand ejaculate on a spot of the rug under the corner of your desk with no clean it up.

Cade does nothing in his free time except for cadeing off.

by Carpet lover 69 May 1, 2025

Dozed off

To fall asleep unexpectedly.

The Young and the Restless was so boring today that I dozed off while it was on.

by Maddogg radio December 4, 2023

off tha hook

some boomting man

that shit is fly geez

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

off the maloney

in excess, to the extreme

My friend works out all the time, he's shredded off the maloney.

by Cheesed to be Me August 14, 2023

trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.

I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick

by Clackervalve March 29, 2022

jilling off

masterbating to the mighty jill off porn with out sex toys or hands

jon jillid off for 4 days now he is dead

jilling off is wrong the muter said

by uwu pronghorn August 6, 2023

Knob off

To go somewhere.

I need to knob off into town.

I'm just knobbing off out.

Where's Pete gone? He's knob off to Benidorm for the weekend.

Right, I'm finished for the day, so I'm knobbing off home!

by Hungrymarco December 12, 2022