pussy cracken

An octopus with a face that looks like a vagina full of teeth. There is only one. Once you see it, you may not understand what it is at first, but then somtime later you may realize you've just seen a pussy cracken. They often have a redish coloring, also known as a red pussy cracken. The animal was first discovered and named by tagea vangsgaard. a song about a pussy cracken was written by Joshua Adair in 2017, in tageas honor.

She pulled down her pants and behold, a red pussy cracken!

by Tiga woodz March 9, 2018

Pussy Pleaser

A guy shit talking until a sexy girl is near. Then he pretends to be mature and respectable.

I was talking to a guy at a bar about the last time we got hit in the nuts, but he went full pussy pleaser when the hot blond sat near us.

by Mack McJack May 21, 2022

Pussy Booger

A vaginal discharge or secretion form ones pussy resulting in a booger like substance.

Hunter Moore loves a good pussy booger.

by StaleBread June 8, 2018

Pussy Bitch

Someone who is popular and has many friends that acts hard around their friends but is weak and scared and backs down and is weak alone.

That pussy bitch begged for mercy when his friends weren’t around.

by Josiah007 September 14, 2022

Rainbow Pussy

When your cat sees a pot of gold and a leprechaun at the end of your moms hairy pussy

Oh wow that’s a shimmery rainbow pussy 🙂

by me me me more cowboy than you October 28, 2025

Future pussy

future pussy: (n) The maximization of sexual possibilities in the future via small gesture.

''Bro! i was snap chatting this broad and was definitely getting mad future pussy.''

by cezar December 29, 2014

South Florida Pussy Cheese

The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.

If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.

Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.

If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.

That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.

by Bosundave121 October 17, 2023