Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

cock suckin fuckin bullshit

what u say after u hit a bad golf shot

No that shot was cock suckin fuckin bullshit let me get a mulligan

by Grundy McGrundle Nug Breeder May 15, 2009

massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2

Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

by niklikescock April 29, 2022

cock flavored lolly pop

A term for some one who is compleatly and utterly useless. It can also be used to describe a very bad tasting lolly pop.

Your about as useful as a cock flavored lolly pop.

by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006

suck my cock eyes

a face, such as puppy dog eyes, but instead of this face, there is a smirk, and then half closed eyes,....you know what he wants.

A guy is either standing in front you or straddling you, with his dick to your lips, and he has his "suck my cock eyes" going, you're gonna do it.

by Thiswasafunnyazzconversation March 4, 2009

Cocked Locked and Ready to Rock

A loaded gun with ammunition or a round in the chamber of the weapon that is cocked and hammer locked (if single action) or ready to be fired by simply pulling the trigger.

Often a carry handgun with a loaded magazine that has been cocked locked and ready to rock. It is ready to fire. If a single action pistol the hammer has been cocked back and locked in place. Only the trigger must be depressed to fire the weapon.

by Steve2312002 January 25, 2009

Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004