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by SuperButtfucker3000 May 18, 2021

I am on a FBI watchlist

a phrase used to state that you've done something something metaphorically criminal

Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.

by CracklyNewt May 21, 2023

i love you 2

It's either they don't actually love you or they're super lazy . Another reason could be that they don't know the difference between to and too lmaoo

Y/N: I love you
Them: I love you 2

by Dannix July 7, 2022

Which seat can I take?

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.

If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

by N A Q April 4, 2011

I smell what you're steppin' in

to express your understanding for another person's thoughts.

Dude #1: I feel bad saying this, but Tim's sister is a total skank.

Dude #2: Yeah, I smell what you're steppin' in. I can't get rid of this aweful rash.

Dude #3: Yeah...wait. WHAT?!

by Sam Polk April 15, 2007

I would do my part

A subtle way to say that you would obviously hook up with an attractive girl, without sounding desperate.

Ian: Wow, Lily is looking good today. I would love to lay her out on that table and...
Karl: Come on dude, don't be so crass. But yes, I would do my part.

by John Wilkes Boothman October 8, 2009

the red means i love you

A popular song made by Madds Buckley that's been trending one tiktok and Spotify, and no it's not about lesbian period sEx it's about toga from my hero academia or MHA for short.

Person one: hey, do you know the song the red means I love you?

Person two: yeah, why?

Person one: well apparently it's about lesbian period sEx!

Person two:..... The creator literally said its about toga from Mha

by the red means I love you October 27, 2021