pulling an austin

Not motivated to wake up for a job or anything important!

Man im drunk so i think im gonna pull a austin today. Or what happened to the new guy “oh he pulled a austin” or we are short staffed this week everyone pulling an austin this week!

by Fancy dood January 27, 2018

Pulling a Jack

saying something dirty when in reality its very innocent; Or saying something that sounds innocent but is very dirty

I like Uranus its my favorite! (innocent but sounds dirty)
Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.( dirty but sounds innocent)
"Dude stop pulling a jack, we can't tell what you mean!"

by Get BEANED May 4, 2018

Pull a Mason

Verb- when your teacher makes you so horny that you have to wack one out during class. Done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.

That new math teacher was so hot, I had to pull a mason

by Dominique l’y February 9, 2018

Pulling a Joe

When a friend says that they will join you for some local Chinese cuisine but then they say no at the last minute.

11:32 am - Person 1: Hey Person 2, how about some Chinese food with me and the gang? Some good ol' Chinois.
11:33 am - Person 2 Sure thing chicken wing.
4:32 pm - Person 2: Hey fellas, i'm not coming any more.
Person 1: Hey man, that's pulling a Joe

by DJLongSchlong February 10, 2018

Pulling a Zoom

When you start off an argument acting dumb but then hit them with so much facts,knowledge, and evidence that they have no choice but to either stop talking or just admit that they were wrong.

Billy: Yeah, I worked For Yahoo!
Ted: Dude, dont make me start pulling a zoom on you.

by datalnklyerrr February 10, 2018

umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.

"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"

by splatharri February 13, 2018

Pulling a Danny Ketterer

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.

How about that guy at the gym that is always pulling a Danny Ketterer year after year.

by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018