Guy definition: a very hot and sexy woman with a fine ass.
Girl deffinition: an ugly or fat chick.
Its a way for guys to communicate to each other in front of their girlfriends without getting yelled at by their woman.
Girl deffinition: an ugly or fat chick.
Its a way for guys to communicate to each other in front of their girlfriends without getting yelled at by their woman.
You're walking through the mall with your budd and your girl.
You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting mad.
Well good thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.
You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)
Friend; she is repulsive.
You; yeah she is, DAMN
Friend; she is so fat.
You; look at the size of that ass on her.
While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn't get mad or think a thing.
Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.
You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting mad.
Well good thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.
You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)
Friend; she is repulsive.
You; yeah she is, DAMN
Friend; she is so fat.
You; look at the size of that ass on her.
While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn't get mad or think a thing.
Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.
by coryjay February 5, 2010
Get the beauta-buttmug. When you take a hit of a vape and you don't inhale the smoke so it comes out as a fast little puff of smoke (like a fart).
by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023
Get the Butt puffmug. 
Pulling unlubricated anal beads out of someone's rectum too quickly is a good way to give someone a long bloody butt trunk.
by HornedOctolope March 17, 2016
Get the butt trunkmug. by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012
Get the butt-coochedmug. Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
Get the bend my penis in my buttmug. by FabricFresh June 15, 2016
Get the Touching Buttsmug.