National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022

National Fuckboy Day

22nd october is the national fuckboy day

-When is the national fuckboy day
-22nd of october

by lukanche October 22, 2022

National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

National Hit A Bozo Day

National Hit A Bozo Day is when you hit a bozo :)

National Hit A Bozo Day

"Hey bozo"
"Yes?"
*hits bozo*

ow

by anonymous October 23, 2022

LIVE NATION PH

When something can't do the only job they have

What do you mean you can't release the details? Are pulling a Live Nation PH on me?

by Lnphcutie October 23, 2022

National Bullying Day

National Bullying Day is when you bully your friends and get away with it

this day is at Dec 31st and you can bully your friends, Verbally And Physically

Me: punches my friend
My friend: why did you do that
Me: its national bullying day

by amogusman555 December 31, 2021

National hate ginger day

Here is your day to hate any ginger who hurt you go ahead and text them 🖕 you and they can't say anything

Hey it is national hate ginger day text him

by Random thoughts 009 January 1, 2022