Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone

His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!

by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022

feel like butt

When you are not feeling the greatest, you feel like butt.

Hey man are you okay?

No man, I feel like butt.

by mymy. September 19, 2022

Butt Nuke

It is when a mail (or femile if they have a strap-on) lays there partner on their belly with their butt exposed and jumps in the air and slams their penis into their partners butt

Dude, my gf wanted to do something crazy last night, so I butt nuked her, it was awesome but painful

by KANT D3Ni April 20, 2017

Butt chow

A popular prison trade item, feces intended for consumption. Usually left in an un flushed toilet overnight then distributed by the producer.

Yeah Tucker was tellin’ me about yesterday’s butt chow. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s harvest.

by Florbenschtein September 18, 2020

Butt-er Warmer

When you hire a prostitute to stick a frozen stick of butter up their as in order to warm it, making it spreadable and or liquified.

Hey guys, I'm hiring a couple Butt-er Warmers for our lobster dinner tonight. When will you be here?

by DERDZ December 31, 2020

Butt Blizzard

When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.

My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.

by JS123678123 February 19, 2024

Butt bag

Underwear

Nana told me that I should sleep without a butt bag so that my vag can breathe.

by flashy1122 August 12, 2019