Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:
"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air
"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air
"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air
"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air
"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
--Off the air
"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air
"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air
"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air
"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
by APW December 03, 2006
Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.
Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”
by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019
by K8ch July 16, 2021
When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.
Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
by mythicaldancer March 22, 2011
Checced off is an adverb defining the practice of not engaging in activity in which others are engaging in. Can also be used to describe someone’s physical and mental state.
Those gompys were at the bar so I had to go checc off at home.
Did you hear Danisha checced off at the music festival?
Did you hear Danisha checced off at the music festival?
by PaidGomp June 30, 2022
OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.
Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.
Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.
by rewolf7 July 08, 2014
When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017