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Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.
by a living spoon March 20, 2010
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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baby dick

A term used to call a short elf guy with a small dick.
Ian:Aj has a baby dick.

Patience:word.
by sweatydickballs January 28, 2023
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baby queen

an unlabeled but queer alternative/indie singer with relatable and fun songs. criminally underrated.
by A_G:) September 15, 2025
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shampoo the baby

Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.
- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.
by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017
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Piss baby

My friend JustReal is a Piss baby
"You're a Piss baby" "If you search on urban dictionary you're the definition"
by ForbesAddicton May 30, 2023
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Baby

Me
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 9, 2023
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