Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
by Fentjamin Master February 7, 2025
Get the low income white girl eyesmug. The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.
"I got stuck in a conversation with Chad at the party, it was like talking to a log!"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"
by 6tee9er August 7, 2022
Get the White On Both Endsmug. by That_one_guy_o7 February 10, 2023
Get the White chocolatemug. The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
by pentozali October 26, 2011
Get the white umbilical cordmug. by Sifu Richard January 4, 2023
Get the a white boymug. whore autocorrected to white steph:
a golden trio preferably named iz, lucy & izzy who obsess over fictional characters and celebrities who they will never meet but like to think we can. if the conversations ever got leaked they would certainly be executed or worse. literally everyone’s favorite trio, braleyton have nothing on them. humor is dark but elite. only believe in colin donnel, sophia bush, tracy spiridakos & claire holt supremacy they have white steph group chats on every app. they also have a spotify playlist & pinterest board. get yourself a gc like white steph. i dare you.
a golden trio preferably named iz, lucy & izzy who obsess over fictional characters and celebrities who they will never meet but like to think we can. if the conversations ever got leaked they would certainly be executed or worse. literally everyone’s favorite trio, braleyton have nothing on them. humor is dark but elite. only believe in colin donnel, sophia bush, tracy spiridakos & claire holt supremacy they have white steph group chats on every app. they also have a spotify playlist & pinterest board. get yourself a gc like white steph. i dare you.
white steph in spams:
iz: do you guys wanna see my favorite tracy pic of the day
lucy and izzy: here we go again
iz: i’m baso kim kardashian now
lucy: SO TRUE AHSHAJSHAHS
izzy: do you have a big bum
lucy: i feel like my insides are gonna burst i hate being a woman. gonna drop out and grow a penis
izzy: LITERALLY
iz: imagine having a penis
iz: do you guys wanna see my favorite tracy pic of the day
lucy and izzy: here we go again
iz: i’m baso kim kardashian now
lucy: SO TRUE AHSHAJSHAHS
izzy: do you have a big bum
lucy: i feel like my insides are gonna burst i hate being a woman. gonna drop out and grow a penis
izzy: LITERALLY
iz: imagine having a penis
by bruliansupremacy February 27, 2021
Get the white stephmug. by Big daddy Dave June 12, 2018
Get the White collar cowboysmug.