baby money

A lot of money in absolute terms but a small amount of money in the given context.

From the song HAM by Jay Z and Kanye West: "I'm like "Really: half a billi nigga, really?" you got baby money"

by Bling Blang Blaouw July 20, 2017

fudge baby

1) A baby made of fudge

2) An anal sex reference to when a man pulls out of the anus and finds a nugget of shit on his cock.

1) Oh man! I can't wait to eat this fudge baby!

2)

James: Fuck man, Jamie gave me a fudge baby!
Garrett: Disgusting. I dropped a girl because of that.

by iTerezi July 21, 2017

Puking baby

Life of Being a mom in two words

I am the mother of a puking baby

by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017

Pancake baby

A person born with no bones

Man he was so drunk he played there like a pancake babye

by ultradakota10 July 27, 2017

Baby Centipede

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse while breastfeeding your baby

My newborn would not let me put him down so I had to hold him 24/7 So when my husband gets frisky we have to form a baby centipede

by Devin Amadeus Monaco August 13, 2017

baby one

the first baby of the baby squad. they follow the master feez.

baby one, come this way.

by littlefeez August 4, 2017

Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".

She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.

by Whoreganic August 1, 2017