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saying things like "im going to off myself tonight goodbye guys" means you're going to commit suicide since you're turning everything off, often used on 4chan
Well guys, I'm going to off myself tonight just wanted to wish you luck, I'll miss you.
by suicidaltendencies666 November 4, 2018
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National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021
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Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 21, 2014
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Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich
A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night
by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023
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goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”
by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023
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Shaqqing off

"Shaqqing off" is a play on the phrase "Jacking off" just taken from the nickname "Shaq" from someone named "Shaquon". Hence the usable terms like, "To Shaq off" and "Shaqqing off"
"Can't talk right now, I'm shaqqing off right now"
by JlNX November 19, 2023
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filed-off serial gun

"Hello sir, in shady alleyway, I'd like to purchase a filed-off serial gun!"
by Mr.DommyCiani January 7, 2024
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