Dog Water

When your complete ass at something...

Mel: Have you seen twilight??
Bryan: yup, that shit is dog water

by DooDoo_Balls August 4, 2021

free range dog

When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.

Bad owners and their free range dogs.

by chris-loves-feet December 3, 2024

E Dog

A western romanization for the Thai curse word อีดอก (Xī dxk), essentially meaning 'idiot'.

"I thought it would be more fun to get a pet rooster" "...e dog"

by ibtbysitlot May 27, 2020

Council of Watermelon dog

A dangerous gang in the discord server Heavenly Realm. Founded by Mirio and Mustafa later joined by Luci, then after a man named Owen joined and became the leader.

Oh damn, it's really the Council of Watermelon dog. We must pray for their judgement.

by Administaratorororor September 25, 2021

Dog Hof

The want of drinking bleach after watching a very cringey video and/or a cringey thing.

Person 1: "Hey did you watch that minecraft let's play?"
Person 2: "yes, I wanted to do a Dog Hof."

by Dog Hof June 27, 2016

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

Dog

A cat.

Hey look, it’s a dog!

by Hehehheheheh July 12, 2020