you don't have to tell me twice

Another way of saying, "I understand" or "I already know."

(patiently listens to a broken man's pitiful, self-depreciating speech)

My Response: "You don't have to tell me twice and I'm okay with it as long as you stay away from my sis. P.S., Jesus loves you and everyone else thinks you're an idiot."

by ms.understood September 16, 2013

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Smack my ass and call me Johnny!

1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"

2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.

1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"

2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.

by Reepacheep March 29, 2011

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dab me up bro

If you ever go to composite high school in Fort McMurray and someone comes up to you and says dab me up bro you high-five them with you hand parallel thumbs up then fist bump

Person one "dab me up bro"
Person two" dab me up"

by Willowarmadillo February 2, 2022

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shouldn't have called me full of hate

"A common, phrase used when one is arrested for stealing money and making bomb threats to a television station. One may only use this term if they are quite creepy anyway.

"Why did you do this?" -Reporter
"Shouldn't have called me full of hate." -Creepy Arrestee

by Handme$73,000 October 8, 2007

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