eternal sex god

Matthew/Matt/Matto

Wow... All heil the eternal sex god, Mattho!

by Eternal_Sex_God December 25, 2016

Putrid Sex Object

Donald Trump's dick.

I can't imagine anyone being turned on by this putrid sex object.

by boisterousoyster July 3, 2018

Sex with mom and dad

The most uncomfortable,yet entertaining sex education show on MTV

This week, on Sex with mom and dad

Girl: I love sex
Mom: Sex is bad
Doctor: How do you feel about that?

by screamofeen19 May 19, 2009

second hand sex

When two people are fucking either by a window or in a public location and the sex fluids manage to make their way onto an innocent by stander.

I was walking by and open window when jizz fell into my eye. I have become a victim of second hand sex.

by The Stapler October 27, 2008

Fat girl sex

Intercourse with an obese female.

"That girl stayed at Mark's place last night."
"Ewwww..Mark is having fat girl sex

by Lunch is free on Tuesdays October 15, 2008

Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.

"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.

by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010

Sex trained goat

A goat that has been trained to have sex with humans. They are sometimes taked to an orgy as a curosity and to make it more kinky. Makes a good pet for a pervert.

John's got one of those sex trained goats.

by Deep blue 2012 February 21, 2010