A Purring dog is that one friend who is known for saying the most unpredictable and/or confusing sentences known to man kind without warning or fail.
Like a Purring dog, when they open their mouth, it leaves you both stunned and confused.
Like a Purring dog, when they open their mouth, it leaves you both stunned and confused.
Group of friends: *chatting*
Dave: “you know, the north and the south poles are exactly 1 earth apart from eachother”
The group: *stunned silence*
Steve: “Dave, you are a fucking purring dog.
Or
“Don’t take Dave too seriously, he’s a bit of a purring dog”
Dave: “you know, the north and the south poles are exactly 1 earth apart from eachother”
The group: *stunned silence*
Steve: “Dave, you are a fucking purring dog.
Or
“Don’t take Dave too seriously, he’s a bit of a purring dog”
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Get the Dog Fucking mug.a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
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mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
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