Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

One Night Kneel

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010

One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

rogue one

When you go rogue one even if they tell you not to

person: ''If you go rogue one more time!''
Rogue one: ''This is a rebelion. I go rogue...one''

by EpicTalal January 13, 2017

One eye closed pic

If somebody sends you a A picture with one close eye It means they trust you with their life

For example “ Just got a one eye closed pic from Emma I now know she trusts me”

by Thicker that 🤭 May 30, 2022

Big one

Big one a word used to describe a large penis

Your a big one.

by The master baiter September 16, 2019

One Songer

An Uber rider with a ride that is so short it barely lasts longer than one song on the radio.

After 3 One Songers in a row, Maurie turned his app off and drove to another area, hoping for more profitable rides.

by slore65 January 22, 2025