Heng-nation

A cool guy named Heng, who is asian. Can only be used if he is wearing glasses. Heng-nation gets a lot of attention from girls.

Is that Heng-nation over there with the glasses?

by Davidmanden October 11, 2022

National dick sucking day

October 20th is natinal dick sucking day, on this day your girl has to prove to you that she loves you by sucking you dry

National dick sucking day is a way that your girl can prove the she loves you

by Holy spirit on god123 October 11, 2022

National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!

girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!

by kankei October 11, 2022

National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week

Takes place between Oct 11 thru 17.
Nobody may say GIF as JIF, and if they do, they get arrested by the shrek police and must be taken to Hell by Jod.

I love National Gif-Has-A-Hard-G Week!

by Impasta1472 October 11, 2022

National Homie anal day

On the 30th of October each year National Homie anal day consists of homies of all sexuality’s coming together to cum.

Jamie: Yo bro it’s National homie anal day

Dylan: Aight, pants down

by Homielover6000 October 12, 2022

National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

by anonymous October 12, 2022