The female paternal figure that acts as
the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same
time watching them grow up into an
adult.
person 1: your
momperson 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I
will personally call the
police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You
don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose
pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let
us cease talking about each other’s parents.