The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024

7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.

“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”

by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017

Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Close to the wind

(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.

The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

How made winds

English converted from Chinese pronunciation"好(hao)美(mei)的(de)文(wen)字(zi)", which means “such beautiful words”. Most of it is used when the other ppl swears bad words and u want to support his/her points, more like a teasing manner.

Someone says "Matt's such an asshole." u r like: "How made winds."

by Hugepeep May 14, 2020

foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.

I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018