Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.

To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.

by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010

ass weasel - alien

A carnivorous alien from the movie dream catcher that develops in the body and comes out of the anus and eats the host and searches for prey

Butt weasel butt worm ass worm "ass weasel - alien"

by T95 February 5, 2014

Stream Weasel

One who saves money by cutting out cable but mooches off of others streaming services without reciprocating.

Can you believe that stream weasel brags about saving tons of money but then asks if he can have my login for Disney plus?

by RoboWeasel June 4, 2021

Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man

Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?

by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.

He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.

by muffincruncher December 6, 2010

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022