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diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.
Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish
by wch-meister September 29, 2017
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Teacher Walk

The fast walk of a teacher characterized with clicking heels on a long stretch of hallway, especially in a school setting.
The new teacher quickly developed the teacher walk as she hurried from one place to another.
by Raisinbran January 6, 2017
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walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"
Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.
by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016
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walking bucks

Money that you just carry around with you in your pocket when you go out. Basically, spending money. Usually referred to as "walking bucks" when the person has a lot of money to show off.
This must be your life savings under your bed, where did you get it all?

Nah, that's just walking bucks.
by Listening802 August 7, 2010
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Walking Radio

All those peeps who have a song for everything you say. You either love them or hate them. But nevertheless, it is contagious.
I love you, you have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

I hate you, you gotta have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!
by captiveinflorida June 12, 2014
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Skank-Walked

When you get blocked into a busy street, phone pole or some other obstacle by a posse of skanky teenaged girls who take up the entire walkway and refuse to yield to normal pedestrians. They treat every like nerds they can push into a locker.
"Kardashian wannabes on parade almost knocked my little girl into traffic"

"Poor kiddo got skank-walked"
by Bulldozed on Broadway September 26, 2011
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vagina walk

When a Male human , tucks his wedding vegetables behind his legs , and walks forward , giving him the appearance of having a vagina.
Hay mate! lets go and join in with those naked chicks , if we do the vagina walk , they will think were chicks too.
by helmetbollox January 13, 2017
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