coachellaphant walk

When a group of people hold hands at a festival to keep from getting lost or separated.

We keep losing Danielle so let’s Coachellaphant walk to the main stage.

by Itsmydustiny April 14, 2022

speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 4, 2017

Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.

It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

by angryengineer March 25, 2011

Walk of Champions

More like a relaxed stroll that exudes confidence with one chest puffed out, standing up tall, and head held high. Usually happens after one completes a major feat which usually also involves adrenaline.

Did that guy just that guy just skydive from the Stratosphere?
Must have, look at his walk...Walk of Champions

by Falconan May 22, 2014

Tempo Walk

When you suddenly find yourself walking to the tempo of a song, and you get embarrassed by yourself and purposely walk out of tempo.

Hey dude I'm coming....oohh.....got a tempo walk going on here....

by Harambe Glue August 17, 2017

walking L

Literally the description of Jack O Callaghan. Eoghan O Dwyer created this insult and has complete power over who uses it and when they use it,Jack O Callaghan is forbid to ever use this insult.

Damn that jack o Callaghan really is a walking L

by Eoghan O D January 28, 2022