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beef waffle

1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.

2. Vagina.

3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.
Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."

Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"

Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"
by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009
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waffle-housed

Forcibly holding someone down with a tennis racquet in such a manner that the impressions left on their face, back, etc. resembles that of a waffle.

Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.
Karen was waffle-housed after being pinned down by Jen’s tennis racquet.

Karen just got waffle-housed!
by Flagstaff08 October 14, 2008
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poop waffle

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

“Poop waffle”
Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.
by Testicularism November 9, 2019
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Orange Waffle

Orange Waffle: a term referring to female genital mutation giving the large and puffy labia with orange hue with cheese-like excretions that sometimes smell like Asian food. This retardation of the vagina leads to continual break-ups and embarrassment for females with this condition. Often found in Asian females, Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) sometimes leads to said females acting out wildly.
After finally getting intimate with his new girlfriend Sharon, Barry smelled the lower-body wafting of Kimchi & Soy Sauce and disgustedly ran from the room. Once again Sharon's Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) ruined a relationship and in a drunken rage, Sharon streaked through her neighborhood laying on top of cars at times.
by MrChunk June 15, 2012
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waffles and pancakes

waffles and pancakes (wap) is a well known song soon to be edited by kids bop. this song will also be listened to by the children of the karens.
“i need to speak to the manager please”
“ma’am your windows are rolled down ur kids can hear u”
“they can’t hear me because they are listening to waffles and pancakes by kidz bop”
by shrekshairytoes October 25, 2020
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Hoop Waffle

Talking crap - as in talking out of your hole.

Hoop = ring = hole = ass.
Waffle = rubbish.

Talkin ass-rubbish = hoop waffle
CDB was pretty drunk and stated talking some major hoop waffle.

He started hoop waffling out of him.
by leaners of ballycolon January 23, 2004
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twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.
"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly
by TommyG21 April 8, 2010
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