We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020
Get the Floppy Unicornmug. by boggoblin November 22, 2014
Get the Bog Unicornmug. Someone who buys their first home without financial assistance from immediate or extended family. This includes, but is not limited to: receiving a windfall from family, a loan from family, using family property to co-sign a mortgage, using inheritance money paid upfront to buy a property.
“Believe it or not - they are Unicorn Homebuyers; they didn’t get a cent from family when they bought their house and did it all on their own!”
by Unicorn Homebuyer December 17, 2022
Get the Unicorn Homebuyermug. by Omar Patton Eisenhower III June 14, 2019
Get the Unicorn Slapmug. A hot WHITE chick who loves and has knowledge of Hip Hop. Not just top 40 Hip Hop but even the Hood and Ratchet shit for example like Meek Mill and Migos.
After his WHITE girlfriend took him to shop for organic kale at Whole Foods after a Dave Matthews concert (she chose Dave over a YG concert), he realized she was not a mythical unicorn.
by NYCtoChi March 11, 2015
Get the mythical unicornmug. When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. Unicorn Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her and throw away the key ...
Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long
Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long
Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
by A true country unicorn September 20, 2017
Get the a country unicornmug.