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unicorn blood

Pink juice created by mixing gin with pink lemonade and fruit punch.
You gotta try this unicorn blood homes, word is bond, this shit is whackin.
by Dr. Chovorkiean? October 29, 2009
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Magic Unicorn

When a man and a woman or a man and a man have intercourse right before man A achieves orgasm the reciver gets under man A and places his genitallia on there forged and makes a unicorn like horn. Man A proceeded to orgasm and shoots a white rainbow off the horn.
I tried to do a Magic Unicorn on mike last night.
by Mcswaggfirenuts March 9, 2015
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Unicorn

The first guy or girl you ever loved, the one that still pops into your head from time to time

Also known as "the one that got away"

That person you call crying when you're drunk because you "miss them so much"
"Is it bad that I just stalked through every single one of my unicorn's pictures on facebook?"

*Makes something to eat* "My unicorn used to eat..."
by Annersia October 25, 2012
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Unicorn

The male version of 'cougar.' An older gay or bisexual man hitting on a younger man. They are called unicorns because they are horny and pretty.
I was watching the game at a bar, and this hottie hot, clearly in his late 40s, came and started hitting on me. Such a unicorn! rhino manther cougar
by MikeByson January 11, 2015
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Ninja Unicorn

When a guy wears a strap on around his head and runs toward his chick from across the room. He then jumps at hear with the strap on heading toward her nether region.
Dale was trying to Ninja Unicorn some chick last night and we saw her run and scream from his boat.
by NWFHA July 23, 2009
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Unicorn

An attractive girl who loves playing video games. She's a unicorn because she's a near myth.
The hottie who no one can beat at Guitar Hero is an absolute unicorn
by voguegirl4 May 7, 2008
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Unicorn

A horse with an ice-cream cone on its head
"hey is that a unicorn??"
"Nah mate, its just a cone on a horse"
by melbournesux March 12, 2014
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