by David Hamburgeee July 13, 2014
Get the unicorn's hornmug. The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.
Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn
Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?
Guy 1: It was magical.
Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?
Guy 1: It was magical.
by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016
Get the Chicago Unicornmug. When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. by Tiny Kittenz March 20, 2019
Get the Virtual Unicornmug. An experience so exciting you could burst into a huge glitter ball like meeting the boy of your dreams or seeing the most beautiful scenery ever
by Lucifer24 September 1, 2019
Get the Unicorn glitterwittermug. by You stupid... May 6, 2021
Get the Fat Unicornmug. "Hey did you go to that unicorn party, I went and met a hot couple who I'm going to see again later this week"
by Troubled1 September 10, 2021
Get the Unicorn Partymug.