Cleveland Dump Truck

Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.

Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.

by Obama Phone May 17, 2018

Pennsylvania Tow Truck

An alternative method for delivering a baby. When the woman enters into labor the man must engage in sexual intercourse until the baby attaches to the penis, most likely via the mouth, as in a trailer hitch. The baby must then be pulled from the uterus and vagina from the thrusting of the coitus.
DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors

There's Carol and Bob, must not be able to afford the doctor as they hired a Pennsylvania Tow truck. That's their 7th child.

by LoveSpen August 3, 2011

thunk

Hillbilly terminoligy for thought

Who would have thunk it?

by Gina Evans February 27, 2004

Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.

Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

Truck rice

When a pickup truck (of any make or style) has characteristics of a ricer. Such as clear tail lights/headlights. Tons of gaudy chrome. Overly tinted windows. Giant-ass exhaust tips (diesels). Or stickers.

Did you see that gay Ford?
It had clear taillights, projector headlights, ridiculous amounts of chrome, 5% tint on all the windows and sewer pipe exhaust. It also said FORD on the back windows and POWERSTROKE on the windshield.
Total Truck Rice.

by Sawyer318 September 14, 2010

Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.

Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

trank

tranks also means pills that calm you down (sedatives and benzodiazepines). Short for tranquilizers.

Why did my doctor take away my tranks?

by caitlin February 20, 2005