My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse

Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic

by ascendedbread May 5, 2023

I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

child Sex traffickers

losers that sell children for sex

Did you see those child sex traffickers targeting dragonmodded?

Yeah bro, but police don't wanna do their job

by TheAnalBeadUser August 1, 2024

Hella lame traffic safety earring

Nickname given by character mitsuba sousuke to kou minamoto from franchise toilet bound hanako kun or tbhk

Hella lame traffic safety earring??
More like hella lame crybaby earring 💀

by nikolaigogolbestie August 22, 2024

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs

Something said to people who voted for the cheeto and are now regretting it. Origin: a play on when Donny T said he had "concepts of a plan," combined with "thoughts and prayers." "Prayers" being replaced with "tariffs" for those who didn't know how tariffs worked and are now about to face the consequences of their own actions.

Person A: "Oh no, my family is cutting me off because of who I voted for!!!!!"
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."

by Pialinist November 17, 2024

ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!

Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!

by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024