The Burnt Toaster

You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit

Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 13, 2006

Texarkana teeter totter

When a man fucks a woman so hard that she has a flashback to kindergarten recess and then the man throws the woman across the room as if she fell off of a teeter totter.

Aye yo skylar, this girl said my dick game was weak so I hit er with the ole texarkana teeter totter!

by Txk717 December 19, 2017

Toaster Strudel

When you are fucking a chick in the pussy or ass and you are about to cum, right? so you slap her on the back to make it "toasty" and jizz like a strudel on it

DONT BELIVE THE OTHER ONES tHIS ONE is ROGHT ;)

Last night gave her a toaster strudel and she stained the bed

by MAX PWNS October 26, 2007

toaster

a toaster in newyork means a gun

yo son dont make me take out the toasters and blow yo head off

by rudy February 3, 2005

taster's choice

having a grand ole time while smoking the good stuff... really really really good weed

Blake and I were having a taster's choice moment.

by LaFawn-duh May 4, 2005

toaster

Any household object used for means of sexual gratification.

Erica, stop fucking the toaster! -_-

by k9norn November 12, 2003

Toastered

After sitting somewhere for a long period of time just lighting it up several times you more than likely will become toastered.

- "Did you just face 3 blunts?"
- "Maybe..."
- "You're going to be TOASTERED!"

by GeeJaeBee November 2, 2010