Patsy's Finger

When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.
Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.
by Philly Jay August 10, 2015
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vagina fingers

when a dude is dancing at a club and fingers a girl on the dance floor, and has no way of cleansing the fingers, he will aquire these.
when dave went to the club, we looked over and he was fingering brandy on the dance floor. from then on he will be called vagina fingers.
by danislav March 30, 2006
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three fingers

Instead of saying, "two fingers" meaning peace, when you leave, you would say "three fingers" to show that you are pissed. It's a more subtle way of saying "fuck you, peace".
You guys are being dickheads, three fingers...
by Demos21 February 26, 2008
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Russian Fingers

A play on word which is used to describe an act normally dealing with a younger male rushin' to get to third base.

My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Russian Fingers" I will have to chop off is digits and castrate him.
by benjsmith74 April 06, 2009
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finger wave

Term describing the anal prostate check portion of the annual physical examination done on older men. The "finger wave" is done by the gloved hand of the examining physician. One only hopes that while the "finger wave" is being done you don't feel both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders at the same time or you're in trouble.
Old man Klaune went to the doctor and got a finger wave.
by Frank Klaune March 06, 2004
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Finger Blasting

Act of finger "fucking" a woman
Laura got finger blasted last night and she loved it.
by Alison, Laura and Erin March 13, 2004
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Vulcan Fingers

When you beat off and your dribbling cum dries and sticks between your index and ring fingers to the adjacent fingers creating the famous, but sticky, V shaped Spock Vulcan Salute.
Roger beat his meat and blew his load. His cum trickled diwn his hand. Rather than wiping them off, he let them dry to create Vulcan Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2015
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