Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

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THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

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My third cousin-niece is a good girl.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

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Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

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when ur bored and it just pops up in ur mind

Rob: (is bored) balls to the third, man why thefuckdidithinkthat?

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

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An erection that is between a Semi and a full on raging boner

Hey man, did you see those homeless men jerking each other off? It gave me a third on

by bobskaggs June 07, 2017

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