by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021
A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH
Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS
by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023
Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).
Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.
by Jennifer short November 10, 2022
by Randyruss April 06, 2017
An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024