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randy

Slang for a random person. Can be substituted for "rando".
If another randy shows up at this party I think we're gonna have to peace.
by bag92 June 9, 2019
mugGet the randymug.

Getting A Randy

It's a old man over 50 dates who only likes young women his daughters age because he has erection problems, but likes his ass fucked with a Strap-on by young girls.
The old guy is ready for Getting A Randy.
by ar-15&longdong February 10, 2021
mugGet the Getting A Randymug.

Randy

This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.
Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.
by Randyheartsmen August 5, 2020
mugGet the Randymug.

Randy Donack

Randy Donack droped the soap and liked it.
by PillsburydoughBoy February 6, 2009
mugGet the Randy Donackmug.

Randy Street

A guy that will immediately go after your ex girlfriend even if he thinks shes fat.
Yo man, I heard you got randy street'd by the douche friend of yours.
by Hector Erector April 18, 2018
mugGet the Randy Streetmug.

randy wesley

God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.
by cool101jr December 25, 2013
mugGet the randy wesleymug.

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