Man Function

Any function that seems manly to a group of testosterone and beer fueled men such as a truck show, car show, boat show, RV show or and such visit to a bass pro shop. It works well with a large group of men, that way it doesnt look like a date

Person 1:Hey did you hear? Jasons organizing a Man Function!
Person 2: Hell Yea! I Love You Guys In A Totally Non Gay Way.
Person 1: Me Too, Now rub Me down with deer scent

by Johnny "The Answer" March 29, 2010

slope man

The one true all power full god we all shall bow to his might his opposite is verticals line they are evil all hail slope man

“Give slope man your soul please”

by Cult of SlopeMan January 21, 2020

salernitana man

The biggest Portuguese fraud, salernitana man is ready for the upcoming season, to statpad against a team coming from serie B

after crotone got relegated, penaldo got angry, and assumed the mantle of salernitana man

by mcera May 27, 2021

Bell Man

Bell Man is a person at a Hotel, that Greets a Guest With Courtesy and Sophistication. Entering into a Social contract with the Guest to assist him with Bags in Exchange for a Tip. These men are needed at the Hotels, to help the Rich feel Superior and give them a Person to talk Down To. But the Bell Man Doesnt Care, as their 100 Dollar Tip, goes into there Bank and builds there net worth. So in most Cases, the Bell Man Always Wins, as the Guest BankRupts on Craps and Roulette. And then His Wife Files For Divorce when they Return Home because he lost there Kids College Tuition. Then at Check out the Bell Man goes to the Room, with a Smile Takes there Bag back to their Car Gives them a Smile as his Wife Calls Him a Loser. Then the Bell Man says thank you for Staying with Us Come Back Soon. That's the Definition of a Bell Man

Guest: Hey Bell Man Get My Bags out of my Trunk!
Bell Man: Ok Sir! I will get it out of your Trunk. How long will be Staying?
Guest: Why do you Care Boy? if you get my Bags up in Ten Minutes i will tip you 100 bucks.
Bell Man: I will get it up Right Away. Thank you For Staying with Us See You Soon

by Igotwords123 September 5, 2020

man it up

to make something that seems too girly more manly

james blunt has to man it up when he sings his love ballads by throwing in some swear words

by GabiM. July 14, 2007

Man salt

Male ejaculation, cum, peepee fluids from sexy time, jizz

“Aw man you got your man salt on me again Kyle!”
“I love the taste of your man salt”

by Master.of.bation December 4, 2020

man-manfanning

Man-manfanning, not to be confused with woman-manfanning, is when a man twerks on another man's dick while spreading his asshole to approximately 8 inches in diameter. (Penetration is optional.)

Phillip Theodore II and Aydyen were totally man-manfanning each other the other night.......fags.

by dingusmcstinkus03 September 26, 2022