The Dirty Linus

Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.

Charlie took Lucy to the local landfill and gave her The Dirty Linus.

by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011

dirtied cloth

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.

Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 11, 2022

Dirty Banerd

When you rush a squad in war-zone by yourself and justify the means with a history quote.

Symptoms may include the following quotes: "Center! Center! Center!", "Broke Amour", "Oop, I'm down", "Save me, save me, I'm safe"

We got last place in war zone because Drake pulled a dirty banerd

by dirty cole July 7, 2020

Dirty Angus

When you date a chick over a short period of time & end up having sex with her mom.

Yea, Chad was banging Stacy for a while. Heard he done a Dirty Angus on her & banged her mom.

by Jangalang95 June 9, 2020

Dirty Madde

A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.

Poor boy he got a real Dirty Madde on him yesterday.

by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022

Dirty Tadhg

When you rub food on to the top of your dick and have a horse lick it off

I was having a Dirty Tadhg on the farm

by The Real Fish May 26, 2019