dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

by Sike mcott June 11, 2014

Dead Sticky

When you catch a fish that doesn't fight on the end of the line

This fish feels dead sticky

by Risky Fishing October 15, 2019

Dead babies

Babies are yummy but went they are cooked the best man. You should try it.

Dead babies are yummy

by FANTANMAN January 13, 2020

dead pot

Unmaintened, big belly, opposite of "six pack". Also used for plants dead in the pot.

What do you prefer? Six pack or dead pot?

by Tshibourashka December 16, 2017

dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

Dead by dawn

If something (typically) negative happens to someone, you say this to them.

Andy: *Pukes*
David: "You'll be dead by dawn, Andy."

by Bee_KK August 26, 2023

dead on the reeds

very very high out of your mind.

Dude, I got so dead on the reeds the other day that I passed out.

by snakemanjames August 19, 2009