Shrek cheese

cheese from a shrek farm in egypt

i bought some Shrek cheese from Egypt

by shrek of yes March 24, 2022

Cheese Hat

The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.

After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.

by Spulta February 7, 2015

Biggie Cheese

“She call me Mr Bombastic say me fantastic”. Biggie Cheese is the best know rapper to ever step foot on earth. Biggie cheeses just came out with a new song called Bombastic

Yo did you hear Biggie Cheese got killed in a drive by from Freddie smalls

by LFHOnShrek March 2, 2020

Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

cheese elves

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.

Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.

by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021

cheese deposit

A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth

Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead

by vipie2000 September 4, 2019

Ball Cheese

Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.

Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.

by Jasper LaPrizrak November 6, 2021